Thursday, December 29, 2011

Christmas Secrets

Zoey here, hanging out on the new lounger Santa brought me, because I've been such a good girl all year! Hope Santa was as kind to everyone!

Dude, be honest, you were NOT a good girl all year. And besides, I got a new lounger too! I'm pretty sure Mama & Daddy have something to do with--what's this? A neck rub?! *PURRRRRRR*
Mama: (Santa's identity is safe for another year!)

Friday, December 16, 2011


Lalo: ..........okay. Dude? I love warmth as much as the next cat, but this...? Don't you think you're overdoing it?

Zoey: Pish posh! You haven't lived until you've snuggled inside a warm, fuzzy heated throw!
Lalo: I'll...take your word for it.

Thursday, December 8, 2011


Zoey: Mama, what are you doing sitting in that water? Are you punishing yourself or something?

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Mystery Revealed

Hey Lalo, what's that you got there?

A baguette loaf?

A rice cake pounding stick?

Lalo: Nope, it's Mama's arm--I has Mama's arm! She's not going anywhere!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Stop Treating Me Like A Child!

Soon, my pretty. SOON.

Mama: Don't even think about playing with those ornaments, young lady!

Zoey: (nonchalant) Orna-what? Are you referring to that shiny, sparkly object I was just looking at? Oh mother, PUH-LEESE! I'm 19 months old, don't treat me like I'm a silly little child! (When Mama leaves the room, you are MINE!)

Decorating Tips

We're only trying to help you decorate, Mom!

Yes, forget about the tree. What would you rather hug: a prickly, scratchy pine tree wearing lights, or a cute & cuddly kitty made extra cute with Christmas cheer? (Besides, we're much better for the environment!)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Sharing Is Caring

What--you were done with this cup anyway!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

feeding frenzy

*Jaws music plays in the background*

Mama's Note to the 2~3 people who visit us frequently: Thanks for stopping by! I want to let you know that with the holidays coming up, we probably won't be updating too frequently, especially with me being bedridden so often. I wish you & your family a safe & happy holiday season, and see you again soon!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Guilt Trip

Oh, don't mind me. I'll just sit here and watch while you eat. Would you like some guilt trip to go along with your delicious bento? On the house.

(Mama: But...I fed you 5 min ago...)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011


I've finally done it! Climbed to the top of the fridge! No more looking up with longing as Lalo prances about up here like he owns the place! Hahaha!

Sunday, November 13, 2011


Being cute vs. napping? We totally don't have to choose!

Woah! Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?! O_O

Oh. Hi, Mom. -_-++

Lalo: You really gotta stop taking our pictures while we sleep.

Zoey: Yeah, especially because the lighting isn't very good and we come out all blurry!

Lalo: I meant because it disturbs our sleep & is kinda creepy, but yeah, I guess that too. -_-;

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Waste Not

Mmmmm katsuobushi! (tuna flakes) Om nom nom nom!
Oh it looks like Lalo left some of his. Well...waste not!
Mama: Is it that good, Zoey?
Zoey: Oh yes, Mama, it's lip smackin' good!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011


Covering the couch in fur is really exhausting work! Boy, am I pooped!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Thinking On Her Feet

Mama: AH HA! Caught in the act--again! What's your excuse this time for being in the cupboard, missy?!

Zoey: (Zzzzzz....!!) M-mom? W-where am I? Have I been sleep walking again???

Mama: ..............

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Typical Older Brother

I know I'm supposed to go in the bag, Mom. It's just that Zoey can't enjoy the bag after I crush it like this.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Copy Cat

Zoey seemed to be having a lot of fun the other day. Maybe I should try it too.
Narrator: The majestic White Lion is a rare and beautiful species of cats that only live in the jungles of Arizona.
Narrator: As deadly as he is beautiful, the White Lion has no known predators and fears nothing from his environment save one:
Narrator: papparazzi
Narrator: To twart these camera wielding creatures, the White Lion covers himself in dirt--
Mama: LALO!! You are SO getting a bath when we get home, Mister!
Narrator: It is no wonder that even a predator such as the White Lion fears the papparazzi.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

What she sees

The mighty tigress patrols her domain, her keen eyes searching for prey. In this harsh desert environment, only the toughest predator can survive.
Here we see the tigress taking refuge under a desert bush with her brother. Rare bushes like this scattered across the landscape provide these predators' only source of water--
Lalo: Dude, there's wet grass right behind you. You know, WET, because the SPRINKLERS were on just moments ago.
Zoey: Lalo, do you always have to be such a stick in the mud?! Now, where was I...
The life of a tigress in the Asphalt Jungle is not an easy one. Her main prey, Daddy's Toes, are constantly on the move, and usually protected by a thick layer of shoes. Here the tigress looks into the distance, listening for any signs of her only known predator, the Lawn Maintenance Guy.
Lalo: Good grief.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Boy vs. Girl

Lalo: =.= Are you taking pictures, Mama? In this light? Oh man...
Zoey: *Zzzzzzzzzzzzz....!* Huh? What? pictures?? Well okay...maybe just one...

Lalo: Yeah, let's hurry this up so I can sleep! *grumble*

we're wide awake and cute! *__*
Lalo: Mama, what are you doing?! I said just a quick pic, not a photo shoot!

Zoey: Yeah, Mom! (Especially not at that angle: it makes my butt look so BIG! I mean, I know the camera adds 10 pounds, but..)

Zoey: Much better. Yes, I think you'll find that this angle really plays to my strengths. Not that I have a bad angle, per say. It's just--

Lalo: pssst! Zoey!

Lalo: Dude, we're supposed to be cranky so she will leave us in peace?!

Zoey: Oh, right. Okay. My bad.

Both: You have reached the kitties after business hours. Try us again during normal business hours (YOU CRAZY INSOMNIAC!).

Zoey: (And you really shouldn't get do such an extreme close up on my face...fur also adds 10 pounds, and...)

Monday, October 31, 2011


Here, Dad, let me help you play with your yo-yo.

Me? I'm fine, Daddy. I'll just watch. (Soon. SOON.)

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Let's Play!

I'm more of a poker cat myself, but alright, Dad, I'll play with you!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Perfectly Logical

What? No, Mom, let me explain. I was being a good girl and just minding my business on the kitchen floor, right? I mean, you're organizing the pantry, so OF COURSE I'm being a good girl! But then I accidentally tripped on the chair you put in the middle of the kitchen floor and was forced into this pantry!!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Hard at Work

I'm under your couch, working on my CUTE!

Monday, October 10, 2011


Blarg!! It's another Monday!!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Not Without You

Lalo: Walks just aren't the same without Mama.

Zoey: Maybe you should try, you know, walking.

Lalo: Smart ass!

Zoey: Mama's boy!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Mama's Little Shopper

Oh you're browsing Amazon again? Here, Mom, let me help. *adds kitty treats to shopping cart*