So my crazy brother likes to drink out of these things...I suppose I could give it a try, though I don't see how drinking from a 'cup' could make the drinking experience any better than---*lick, lick*---oh wow, that water tastes so much waterier!
Here's the story of a ragdoll, as cute as cute can be,
All she wanted was a box to call her own,
A snug little box to squeeze into,
(Mom: Yeah, you really gotta squeeze in, dontcha?)
Oh oh oh! But big brother kicked her out!
And now she's a boxless ragdoll.
Nowhere to rest her big fluffy butt,
And now Zoey's a sad, sad panda,
Cuz she's got the boxless blues!
Zoey & I can't understand why you insist on buying expensive toys for us. We just need a snug box, a crinkly paper bag, and some draw string stolen from your sleep pants. Mostly, we need you to play with us, not some "interactive toy" with batteries. So save the cash for more freeze dried duck treats, k?