Thursday, November 3, 2011

What she sees

Narrator:
The mighty tigress patrols her domain, her keen eyes searching for prey. In this harsh desert environment, only the toughest predator can survive.
Narrator:
Here we see the tigress taking refuge under a desert bush with her brother. Rare bushes like this scattered across the landscape provide these predators' only source of water--
Lalo: Dude, there's wet grass right behind you. You know, WET, because the SPRINKLERS were on just moments ago.
Zoey: Lalo, do you always have to be such a stick in the mud?! Now, where was I...
Narrator:
The life of a tigress in the Asphalt Jungle is not an easy one. Her main prey, Daddy's Toes, are constantly on the move, and usually protected by a thick layer of shoes. Here the tigress looks into the distance, listening for any signs of her only known predator, the Lawn Maintenance Guy.
Lalo: Good grief.

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