Thursday, December 29, 2011

Christmas Secrets

Zoey here, hanging out on the new lounger Santa brought me, because I've been such a good girl all year! Hope Santa was as kind to everyone!

Dude, be honest, you were NOT a good girl all year. And besides, I got a new lounger too! I'm pretty sure Mama & Daddy have something to do with--what's this? A neck rub?! *PURRRRRRR*
Mama: (Santa's identity is safe for another year!)

Friday, December 16, 2011


Lalo: ..........okay. Dude? I love warmth as much as the next cat, but this...? Don't you think you're overdoing it?

Zoey: Pish posh! You haven't lived until you've snuggled inside a warm, fuzzy heated throw!
Lalo: I'll...take your word for it.

Thursday, December 8, 2011


Zoey: Mama, what are you doing sitting in that water? Are you punishing yourself or something?

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Mystery Revealed

Hey Lalo, what's that you got there?

A baguette loaf?

A rice cake pounding stick?

Lalo: Nope, it's Mama's arm--I has Mama's arm! She's not going anywhere!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Stop Treating Me Like A Child!

Soon, my pretty. SOON.

Mama: Don't even think about playing with those ornaments, young lady!

Zoey: (nonchalant) Orna-what? Are you referring to that shiny, sparkly object I was just looking at? Oh mother, PUH-LEESE! I'm 19 months old, don't treat me like I'm a silly little child! (When Mama leaves the room, you are MINE!)

Decorating Tips

We're only trying to help you decorate, Mom!

Yes, forget about the tree. What would you rather hug: a prickly, scratchy pine tree wearing lights, or a cute & cuddly kitty made extra cute with Christmas cheer? (Besides, we're much better for the environment!)