Monday, June 18, 2012

Get off my lawn!!!

Lalo: Uh, excuse me?

Zoey: ???

Zoey: Can I help you sir?

Lalo: You most certainly can. You see, this is MY brand new cat scratcher...

Lalo: ...and I will SLUG YOU if you don't get the hell off my property!

Zoey: !!!!

Zoey: Well FINE, if that's how you feel about it!! *jumps off scratcher*

Lalo: Thank you. Now maybe I can get some grooming done...

Lalo: *groom groom*

Zoey: Actually, I'm not fine with it...I don't feel fine with it at all...I wanna sit there too!

Zoey: WANT!! :((((

Zoey: Maybe..maybe if I scratched on the side? Awww yeah, that's the stuff!!!

Lalo: WHAT?! Who said you can use my scratcher?! You're asking for my Paws of Fury!!!

Lalo: I'm the uncontested reigning champion of this beautiful scratcher, and don't you forget it!

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